There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you
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Look, on one hand, private likes are a great thing for privacy and it should have just been the default
On the other hand. This is very funny.
"[Wait and see] began on Tumblr. And then, seeing I was writing episode 5 at the time and it was already a thing, it crept into the show."
— Neil Gaiman, and his commitment to the bit.
This is THE heritage post IMHO












